We Are All George Michael's Children

This article is about the book by Joseph Stalin. For the Mormon provereb, see We Are All George Michael's Children (Disambiguation).

Background
During a time of economic hardship, a downtrodden Russia cried out to her leader for support. A bold Stalin empowered by the spirit of George Michael decided the best way to cure his country was to bless them with His Fabulousness' wisdom.

Plot
Stalin's masterpiece begins with Stalin's mourning of the economic weakness of his nation. He is alerted of the plight when his patronus (a doe) comes to tell him about the sadness of George Michael's people. After this, Stalin must help his people draw close to George Michael. Accordingly, he turns to the world, listening to the greatest hits of Katy Perry to find wisdom. He finds wisdom and sends his patronus to tell the people of the world that we are all George Michael's children.