Danny Gottlieb

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A jazz-fusion drummer superstar sometimes known by his alter ego, Mark Ruffalo. Danny Gottlieb is one of the first leprechauns to attain dual American-Irish citizenship and single-handedly created Elements.

Early Life
Gottlieb was raised by leprechaun parents Martin and Molly Gottlieb. He spent most of his childhood studying leprechaun raiding theory at East Dublin High.

Why Does Danny Gottlieb Totally Look Like Mark Ruffalo?
In order to create the universe, Gottlieb must be very powerful. Possible sources of his power include the Incredible Hulk, portrayed by Mark Ruffalo, an individual to whom Gottlieb bears a striking resemblance.

Evolution of Danny Gottlieb
Before the creation of the universe, leprechauns evolved to produce the most powerful being in the universe, Danny Gottlieb.

Theorem 1
Danny Gottlieb is a leprechaun. Leprechauns are Irish. Ireland is green.

Theorem 2
Mark Ruffalo is Bruce Banner. Bruce Banner is the Hulk. The Hulk is green.

Theorem 3
Green is green.

Proof 1
Green=Green

Green=Hulk

Hulk=Banner

Banner=Ruffalo

Ruffalo=Green

Green=Ireland

Ireland=Irish

Irish=Leprechauns

Leprechauns=Danny Gottlieb

Danny Gottlieb=Green=Hulk=Banner=Ruffalo

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.