Joseph Stalin

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Joseph Stalin is the most notable leader of men in recorded human history. It is noted in the book of Narnia that Stalin was a great king because of his particularly close relationship with George Michael.

Joseph Stalin's Relationship with George Michael
Joseph Stalin was introduced to George Michael when George Michael visited him on his eighteenth birthday in a narcotic-induced vision. Psychics have since transcribed the conversation:

George Michael: My child, Joself Stalin! Are you well?

Joseph Stalin: Ор. лыща лу вшолнь. Аплцшх?

George Michael: I am glad to hear this.

Joseph Stalin's Role as Bae
Joseph Stalin became bae when he appeared on the cover of the 32nd issue of Teen Dictator!, a weekly teen periodical popular in WW1 Germany. After this shoot, his career took off.

Interesting Facts about Joseph Stalin
Joseph Stalin was the first person ever to attain the achievement "kill streak".

Joseph Stalin has a Russian Tony for maniacally controlling the Russian theatre industry.

Joseph Stalin published a book about religion, We Are All George Michael's Children.