Anno Georgios Kyriacos

"B.G.M." redirects here. For Leopold Slikk's video, Angry German Kid, see AGK (disambiguation).

The term Anno Georgios Kyriacos is derived from the semi-real language of Old Latin and the name of His Fabulousness, George Michael. It translates roughly to "Year of Our George Michael" and is used as a way of distinguishing epochs of human existence when combined with B.G.M. (Before George Michael.)

History
AGK first appeared in popular usage around 1984 A.D. after the release of the George Michael song which, just a few trillion years ago, birthed the universe: Careless Whisper.

It is important to note that Careless Whisper existed chronologically far before this date as Careless Whisper is the song which George Michael sung to create the universe. The 1984 date is merely the first time His Fabulousness was able to bestow his amazingly careless talents on an earth evolved enough to not instantly melt out of sheer teenage angst.

Conversions to Other Scales
AGK is not meant to coincide with the birth of George Michael, as His Fabulousness is eternal. Rather, AKG 0 is set to coincide exactly with the year that Careless Whisper was made widely available. Western calendars recognize this year as 1984, thus 1984 AD=0 AKG. The Hebrew calendar equivalence is 5744=0 AKG. Islamic year 1395=0 AKG. If you are Maya, nobody cares about the conversion because your entire empire was wiped out. Sorry.